07/05/2006

d'oh !

 

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« - Soul? Come on Milhouse. There is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.

- But every religion says there’s a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?

[…]

- Well, if your soul is real, where is it?

- It’s kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that’s your soul trying to escape. Saying “God bless you” crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away.

- Uh uh. What if you die in a submarine in the ocean?

- Oh, it can swim. It’s even got wheels in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery.

- How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid? Listen, you don’t have a soul. I don’t have a soul. There’s no such thing as a soul.

- Fine. If you’re so sure about that, why don’t you sell your soul to me?  »

 

"The Simpsons", saison 7, épisode 4, "Bart sells his soul" ("Bart vend son âme"), 1995

 

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